Tuesday, September 9, 2008

I don't know...it all sounds like a James Cameron movie to me.

Tomorrow morning CERN is going to turn on their 16.9 mile long particle collider in an effort to recreate the Big Bang on a smaller scale, or so they say. It may be the world's most impressive water slide, and the joke would totally be on us. Anyway, I'm really putting my faith in the fact that I don't know nearly as much about physics as those peeps over there, and most likely, they will not destroy us all.

I like to think that everything is much less complicated than 99.9% of all humans make things out to be. I have learned that our bodies are many times stronger that we give them credit for and many times more fragile than we can ever realize. This happens at the same time. A person can reword every single daunting question that has ever been asked so that the answer is simply a Yes or a No. Sometimes the answer is both, Yes and No. Will tomorrow's experiment destroy us all? Yes and No. It's up to each one of us to provide the particular details.

Yesterday I learned that my thyroid hormone had jumped to a whopping 31.0!!! In a world of inverse and parallel relationships, the thyroid levels are no exception. More is less, less is more. Normal ranges end at 5.1, so 31.0 is a little high, which is low actually. No wonder I needed to sleep well over 11 hours a day....

Here's the little guy causing all the hubbub. Looks like an HR Geiger-inspired cervix.

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